2. Which is better, an AA battery, or dental floss? I can tie cherry stems into a knot using my tongue and teeth.
3. Which body part best describes you: "spleen" or "fingernail"? Spleen rhymes with clean. Are they actually clean? Liars. D:
4. NASCAR or enchiladas? Byd's Answer: Enchiladas. ) >_> You're not Mexican. WHITEY.
5. If you could have any occupation in the world, what would your favorite vegetable be? o.o Cherries look cute and so do apples, pears, eggplants, leeks, bottles, animals...
6. Take number 5 on your Top Friends list. Convert each letter to a number in their first name and then add it up. Subtract two if they are actually friends with number 3. Multiply that by the number of friends on your Top Friends list. Write the result on a paper napkin. Crumple the napkin up and toss it in the garbage. Now remember that number. What is your favorite city? o.o Ta... piggycar, to the rescue~
7. What is your favorite disease? Umm. o.o Either my heart or my brother. D: Or me. I like binkies.
8. Carpet or Play-Dough? Don't eat play-doh. It tastes funky.
9. Out of all the movies nominated for this year's Best Picture Oscar, what type of car do you drive? I haven't had pancakes in forever...
10. Water or Marbles? Razors. o.o
11. Owning a pet takes a lot of responsibility. Which would you rather have to do: drive to Mexico, or buy groceries? (Drive to Mexico 'cause Saku's on the way. >:3) That's right, whore. >_> I'll take you to a donkey show and exploit you. :3 Loev you.
12. An old lady using a walker is about to get hit by a bus. Do you: A.) Fill out your taxes, or B.) Feed your goldfish? I love the crackers.
13. What is your favorite polyhedron? o_o Wtf is that? *serious*
14. Strangest place you've ever eaten a meal: Hanging upside down on the monkey bars.
15. Which would you rather smell: Tide laundry detergent or a Sharpie marker? Strawberry Milkshake.
16. The United States flag has three colors on it. Do you own a bicycle? I can't ride one. o.o So, I dunno.
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